A few years back, SNL used to have these "Deep Thoughts" skits that featured a man saying something really odd in a very calm and meditative voice.
For some reason, many Twitter comments give me the same sense of disconnect. Can't you imagine the following read in that murmuring, reassuring Deep Thoughts voice?
"A wasp just committed suicide in my scrambled eggs."
Better yet, however, is to imagine everyone's tweets read by William Shatner as free verse beat poetry:
