...this falls under the category of "I'm not sure humanity needs this innovation, but dang, ain't we a pack of sharpies?"
Also known as "Yep, it's the future."
Better-Smelling Farts Through Jelly Bean Technology
A Ukrainian perfume company claims to have invented a jelly bean capable of producing perfumed farts.
The candies are being produced in a number of varieties, from generic “fresh office” to specific smells which mimic famous perfumes.
After being eaten, they produce what the company call “exit aromas” — which are said to be as effective as air fresheners.
Link via Metro World News and Mom
6 comments:
I don't quite know what to make of this. I wanted to check it wasn't April the first!
Something that stopped wind altogether might be more useful!
This makes me feel queasy. I don't WANT to smell your toot-scented "Aramis," dude. Bleagh.
Yeah, I think I'm with Not Hannah on this one.
Ah, the repurposing of humanity's bodily functions. I'm trying to remember what book it was in where they genetically engineer folks to feel orgasms while going to the bathroom...but hey, jelly beans. At least they know the candy that tempts me most.
Hey, Not Hannah... it's not fart-scented perfumes. It's perfume-scented farts. Although I bet if Calvin Klein came out with the former, it would sell as well as Chanel #5.
But what I really think this points out is that "Exit Aromas" is an excellent name for an 80s cover band.
Peter - OMG you are right!
My husband wants to know if they can produce a great chili that does the same thing.
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