If you think you're tough enough, pick up that blood-stained gauntlet; I dare you.
McKoala's post has all the details, but the rules are essentially that everyone starts at zero, and you gain points by submitting at least one short story, poem or article per month to a paying market or contest. Additional points are earned by meeting word count minimums or beta-reading, and submitting a novel zooms you right up to the top!
The downside is if you start slipping in the rankings, you will feel the claws of McKoala's fearsome alter ego, The Koala.
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9 or more points:

8 points:

7 points:

6 points:

5 points:

4 points:

3 points:

2 points:

1 point:

KOALA SMACKDOWN:

SUPER-SMACKDOWN!

(Why yes, that is a very attractive goblin, isn't it?)
Final images are subject to change at the Koala's whims, because hey, you don't say no to someone who has both claws and a temper, am I right?

9 comments:
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
The Koala Approves.
Hm, nice set of claws there yourself Debra...
LOL! Those badges are hilarious, JJ!
Seriously cool badges. I'm so glad I won't be needing any of them!
I love the gradually escalating threat level, it seems so ominous.
Thanks for making the badges, Jen. I'm not sure I'm looking forward to using them though...it might get rather bloody on my blog, which would clash with the orange and blue, lol.
Everyone: Thanks! I'm glad you like them (or are withholding your ridicule if you don't.) :-)
Writtenwyrdd: The Koala eviscerating you always clashes with the decor. You'll just have to work hard! :-D
I love the last badge most of all. Fantastic goblin! :)
Sarah: Ah, thank you. I'm afraid I drew my nose and armpit hair a little short, mind you...
Thanks for the link, JJ.
I just dropped a comment to participate at the blog. I've seen McKoala around the interwebs before, and love your badges, but this will be the first time I've played.
It's so late into January though, I'm not sure how I'll do this month. I have no idea how many words I've written on the wip so far - I wasn't counting!
I'll just have to hustle out a couple of submissions and make sure I hit another 4000 before the month is over - my desk is enough of a mess without blood all over it.
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